Witty Quicky

Just a quick update today. Our favourite funny website just got funnier! Here's a selection of some of the new articles that have recently been added to the wit;

Wittypedia - funny article - Enjoying work

So this modern process of working to make the non-working rich even richer so that you can serve the basic needs of society, or be locked up - can be seen as a rather negative process. So how can it be enjoyed? ...click the above link to find out!

Wittypedia - funny article - Tables

"Without them we'd all be eating off the floor" - so said a philosopher when asked why we need tables. But this man had obviously never heard of trays, which leads us to the intriguing question, and the even more startling answer... Why does everyone have tables?

Wittypedia - funny articles - Watchmen

A graphic novel and movie of the same name exist... but this article is about the tiny little men who live inside my watch  ...click the link above to find out more!

Welcome - new content

Welcome to the wittypedia blog - a blog which blogs the blog-able things involved in running the ever so funny and somewhat magical website www.wittypedia.com

 

Keeping you up to date with all the funny comings and goings on one of 'the internet's best kept secrets' (ED - do you add quotation marks if you said it yourself?)

A site that has been told by an internet expert that,  'it could be one of the surprise internet sensations of 2009 - if you just change all of your content.' (Actual genuine quote)

 

New content is being added all the time and here's just an example of two articles that have been added recently, and they are;

 

Dolphins - http://www.wittypedia.com/Dolphins

Dolphins breath through blowholes on the tops of their heads, but do not be fooled into thinking you can blow into them simply because they're called blowholes. Apparently they don't like it much and start to head butt you in a manner that can only be described as very painful... And environmentalists get all preachy about it too. So don't do it. Etc etc.

 

And;

 

Transport - http://www.wittypedia.com/Transport

Whenever you go from A to B without using the mystical art of walking (two legged or otherwise) or it's speedier counterparts of jogging, cantering and running, the odds are pretty high you just used a form of transport. Etc etc.

 

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