Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Latest Wittypedia News

You may have noticed some changes to our website's front page ( http://www.wittypedia.com )... or you may not... it really does depend on whether you're one of the handful of amazing and funny people who know about the site.

 

But yeah, we've gone for a little bit of extra text in there to grab your eyes by their cortex and swing them around in glorious monochrome text based goodness... and it also helps us to better point out the funny articles and how you can contribute to article creation.

 

We are nothing if not bored though so there's a fair chance the front page may change again soon - if you have any suggestions for improvements then please leave us a comment here. We'll sift through them all (admittedly easy for the foreseeable future because, at the time of writing, there's none at all) so you can be sure your pearl of wisdom will be seen.

 

Wittypicks - featuring excerpts from some of our favourite funny articles - click on the links to check them out;

 

Ants http://www.wittypedia.com/Ants

Ants, as the name suggests, mostly live in semi-detached luxury apartments on the French riviera.

They can also be found in cracks in pavements but this is only in their capacity as pavement crack inspectors - a job which they do for purely altruistic reasons.

Although 6 legged, they have yet to grasp the concept of multitasking which is a shame because they are almost perfectly designed for doing more than one thing at a time (up to 6).

 

 

Jesus http://www.wittypedia.com/Jesus

2000 years ago a man named jesus performed miracles in front of 12 of his close friends as he wandered around a small area of a country that most westerners of the time didn't know existed.

 

20 years ago a man called David Copperfield walked through the great wall of china in front of an audience of millions.

One of them is the cornerstone of western religion, the other has large eyebrows

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